omgmarauders:

Left to right: Rabastan, Rodolphus and Bellatrix Lestrange, Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy

ベラ世代 / おむむ

Why am I not in the centre? I’m the most important!

- Lucius

iamametamorphmagus:

auntie—tana:

HI, I’M LORD VOLDEMORT AND YOU’RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL!

NEXT UP: THAT’S SO BELLATRIX AND THEN LATER THE SUITE LIFE OF THE MALFOYS. 

i just died..

whoever made this up is a freaking GOD

We will be right back with Minerva Montana

NOW BACK TO LAVENDER BROWN WITH A CHANCE

COMING UP NEXT IS “THE WEASLEY BROTHERS”

 OH MY GOD I JUST DIED LMFAO

COMING SOON “GOOD LUCK, HARRY.”

Also, Wizards of Grimmauld Place

(via asktherealmarauders)

@Bella - You have got to be kidding me. As if I’d want to look in your general direction. You’re the one who keeps insisting to talk to me. I have always had much better than those ‘perky’ doubles that you have. (Honestly they resemble the racks of those African village women, only you’re not as skinny). Just admit it - you’re JEALOUS of my perfect golden delights on my head. And when are you going to run out of that hair-sleek potion? Oh how irritating it must be to use so much product to even look remotely human. Anyway, I’ve put your damn hairbrush on the Gryffindor table in the Great Hall - better grab it before someone else borrows it! :) I’ll just get that idiot Dobby to buy me another one 

@Lucius MY BREASTS ARE PERKY AND AMAZING! How would you even KNOW, do you look there often? Dreaming of the things you’ll never have? Mm, thought so. My face is a clear, soft plain of JOY! And Photoshop? Tablet? What are these things? You and your nonsense, Lucius, really! 

- Bella

@Bella. Don’t kid yourself. You do not look like that at all. Try droopier boobs, and a face in serious need of a lifting charm. And this was supposed to be a PAINT war. You cannot use photoshop as a response nor a tablet to respond! 

OOC: In all seriousness, she used her MOUSE and MS paint to draw that picture. What a slut.

- Lucius

Do you like my drawing Bella?

Pay attention to the shading on your dress.

It’s rather good.

It’s us playing quidditch - I threw the quaffle to knock you off your broom

And I’m on the broom laughing at you

Quite marvelous, isn’t it?

- Lucius

I suppose this means war, Lucy.

- Bella

I am truly an artist. Is there anything I cannot do? 

- Lucius

@Bella

‘nuff said. :D

- Lucius

@Bella - Errr… perhaps I have borrowed it for a while to suit my grooming needs. Why do you need it anyway? It’s not like your frizzy mess of a hair can be tamed. 

I, however do need to use it to keep my stunning locks in pristine condition - I mean just look at it: 

- Lucius