Ask us Slytherins stuff. Those of pure ancestry and cunning are welcome. However, those unworthy of Salazar's legacy (i.e. the 'Marauders' and mudbloods) should fear for their safety
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DEATH EATER
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@Lucius MY BREASTS ARE PERKY AND AMAZING! How would you even KNOW, do you look there often? Dreaming of the things you’ll never have? Mm, thought so. My face is a clear, soft plain of JOY! And Photoshop? Tablet? What are these things? You and your nonsense, Lucius, really!
Lucius! Have you seen my hairbrush? I’ve been looking everywhere for it and, oh, I don’t know, PAST EVENTS have lead me to believe that you have stol— borrowed it again.