Ask us Slytherins stuff. Those of pure ancestry and cunning are welcome. However, those unworthy of Salazar's legacy (i.e. the 'Marauders' and mudbloods) should fear for their safety
@Lucius MY BREASTS ARE PERKY AND AMAZING! How would you even KNOW, do you look there often? Dreaming of the things you’ll never have? Mm, thought so. My face is a clear, soft plain of JOY! And Photoshop? Tablet? What are these things? You and your nonsense, Lucius, really!