It is Narcissa.
We are very sorry that we have not update. You see, keeping those horrid marauders under control is very very tiring. Also, homework has been piled on us by our teachers.
We hope you understand this inconvenience.
Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. Circa 1985
Imean, we just- I just-
US? HAVE A CHILD?
So if you have any questions for me, Narcissa, leave ‘em in the ask box and I will answer those I deem worthy.
I will have you know, mudblood, that I do not have any effeminate qualities whatsoever, except perhaps my hair.
Yes, that must be it. You’re just jealous of my beautiful hair
P.S the next time you refer to me as ‘Lucy’, I will hex you senseless until you are writing in agonising pain. That goes for the rest of you as well.
Purebloods are really Royalty, and have you seen how those “Royal” muggles have had inbred children? I personally believe that we should do anything to keep Pure-Bloods pure. We must also, he hem,Trim our family tree.
Yeah! Trim our family tree! You hear that Sirius, you ruddy git!
Well, even though my poor relatives probably drool over me anyways, I agree.
17. I basically rule the school. So bow before me, bitches.
Oh, and Severus is 13. So young… and so much time for me to become his idol.
I just came to Hogwarts last year, so 12, but don’t let that fool you. I have all the power and cunning of a fully qualified wizard.
I’m 16 years old, almost as great as Lucius (who’s 17) and everyone else.