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SLYTHERIN
DEATH EATER
Good looks get us places where Bravery can't

Hello, all. 

It is Narcissa.

We are very sorry that we have not update. You see, keeping those horrid marauders under control is very very tiring. Also, homework has been piled on us by our teachers.

We hope you understand this inconvenience.

Be cunning,

-N



the-marauders-era-bvb:

Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. Circa 1985

(via themaraudingdetective-deactivat)



Waiting for Lucius to get back from somewhere. 

Ithinkitmaybeofficial!

Imean, we just- I just-

-Narcissa



Lucius, 

US? HAVE A CHILD?

wellmaybeonedayinthefutureyouneverknow.

-Narcissa



It seems I have some time… 

So if you have any questions for me, Narcissa, leave ‘em in the ask box and I will answer those I deem worthy.



Anonymous whispered, "*sings* Lucy and Cissy, sitting on a broom, Lucy is the bride and Cissy is the groom!"

I will have you know, mudblood, that I do not have any effeminate qualities whatsoever, except perhaps my hair.

Yes, that must be it. You’re just jealous of my beautiful hair

- Lucius

P.S the next time you refer to me as ‘Lucy’, I will hex you senseless until you are writing in agonising pain. That goes for the rest of you as well.



Anonymous whispered, "How do you feel about inbreeding to keep Purebloods around? Do you think it's necessary with so few Purebloods to choose from?"

Purebloods are really Royalty, and have you seen how those “Royal” muggles have had inbred children? I personally believe that we should do anything to keep Pure-Bloods pure. We must also, he hem,Trim our family tree.

-Narcissa

Yeah! Trim our family tree! You hear that Sirius, you ruddy git!

-Regulus

 Well, even though my poor relatives probably drool over me anyways, I agree.

-Bella



istalkeddeadpool whispered, "How old are you all?"

17. I basically rule the school. So bow before me, bitches.

Oh, and Severus is 13. So young… and so much time for me to become his idol.

- Bella

I just came to Hogwarts last year, so 12, but don’t let that fool you. I have all the power and cunning of a fully qualified wizard.

- Regulus

I’m 16 years old, almost as great as Lucius (who’s 17) and everyone else.

- Narcissa