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iamametamorphmagus:

auntie—tana:

HI, I’M LORD VOLDEMORT AND YOU’RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL!
NEXT UP: THAT’S SO BELLATRIX AND THEN LATER THE SUITE LIFE OF THE MALFOYS. 
i just died..
whoever made this up is a freaking GOD
We will be right back with Minerva Montana
NOW BACK TO LAVENDER BROWN WITH A CHANCE
COMING UP NEXT IS “THE WEASLEY BROTHERS”
 OH MY GOD I JUST DIED LMFAO
COMING SOON “GOOD LUCK, HARRY.”
Also, Wizards of Grimmauld Place





Next Monday at 9 o’clock Central, enjoy the flashback with the marathon of Lizzie McGonagall!

iamametamorphmagus:

auntie—tana:

HI, I’M LORD VOLDEMORT AND YOU’RE WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL!

NEXT UP: THAT’S SO BELLATRIX AND THEN LATER THE SUITE LIFE OF THE MALFOYS. 

i just died..

whoever made this up is a freaking GOD

We will be right back with Minerva Montana

NOW BACK TO LAVENDER BROWN WITH A CHANCE

COMING UP NEXT IS “THE WEASLEY BROTHERS”

 OH MY GOD I JUST DIED LMFAO

COMING SOON “GOOD LUCK, HARRY.”

Also, Wizards of Grimmauld Place

Next Monday at 9 o’clock Central, enjoy the flashback with the marathon of Lizzie McGonagall!

(via asktherealmarauders)